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Meantime Brewing Company, in London, is searching for a part time beer taster.

Yes, yes, a brewing company needs someone with a diverse background in all things drinking, and their next hire might be... well it might be YOU. You lucky dog.

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According to Meantime's job posting on LinkedIn, the position requires three hours per week. The salary is competitive and it comes with, uh, perks like drinking beer for a long time.

The job posting also states that you have to be “versed in the terminology and vocabulary of beer.” But if you throw around some key terms like IPA, malt and hops you probably have a good chance of snagging the position.

All you need to apply is a 30-word post on LinkedIn about why you deserve the job and use the hashtag #pickmemeantime.

Cheers to another round of free beer, if you land the job. Which you totally will, probably.

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