【The Erotic Adventures of Zorro】

Look at these babies. Just look at them.

These precious angel bears belong to the Columbus Zoo,The Erotic Adventures of Zorro who shared the twins' first photoshoot today on Facebook.

No offense to Beyoncé, Amal Clooney or any other celebrities expecting twins, but these polar bear babes are thecutest twins of 2017. The competition has already been won.

I mean...

These cubs belong to female polar bear Aurora and are currently 3 months old. The Columbus Zoo stated on Facebook that the sex of the babies is still unknown, but will be confirmed in a few weeks.

The zoo has also shared that the twins are slowly learning about the world, having been introduced to sand, sod and a few inches of water.

"They are now eating chow and will sneak a little bit of meat from mom when they get the opportunity!" the zoo wrote alongside this heartwarming video.

It's hard to believe anything can be that effortlessly adorable, and yet we are looking at proof right here.

As if two baby polar bears were not enough, the Columbus Zoo also has another baby polar bear in residence. This one is the baby of another polar bear, Anana, and is also very, very good at looking cute.

All babies and moms are doing very well, and should be on view come spring.

Meanwhile, we need to go lie down. So much cuteness in such a short span of time has overwhelmed us.

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