【fantastic eroticism tropes】

It's just all so stressful.

The fantastic eroticism tropespart of the internet that was not melting down about Donald Trump Saturday was instead melting down about rumors of a new Nicki Minaj album, tweeted by the star herself.

After bantering with fans who were begging her to release scrapped tracks from The Pinkprint, her last studio album, Minaj teased that a whole new record would come out at midnight.

The name? Pick My Fruit Out, apparently. OK, she is probably trolling, despite releasing a new track in September.

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Minaj even flagged the track names -- all fruit-associated, obviously -- plus a little interlude in honor of Harambe. What is life?

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The internet immediately tried to solve the riddle

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Others pointed out a clear semantic issue with the track list

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Some just tried to take a positive attitude about the whole thing

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It's not midnight yet, but honestly, it's not looking good

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