In case you wondered what the new Baywatchmovie will be Candy Apples Archivesabout, look no further than the poster.
Unveiled Monday via Dwayne Johnson's Instagram account, the painfully obvious phallic poster informs us that yes, there will be dick jokes. They've already begun.
SEE ALSO: 9 of the greatest things David Hasselhoff has ever saidView this post on Instagram
In case the point of this seaside structure wasn't clear enough, Johnson's caption helpfully explained that it's depicting a penis and testicles. He also revealed that in the Baywatchuniverse, size doesmatter, so we can look forward to that dick joke sub-genre.
Efron shared the poster a couple hours later with the caption "It's a hard job, but we're the pair that can get it done." He did not offer further comment on the size of the beach balls.
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Like most things, this poster is not a picture of Priyanka Chopra, and therefore fails by default to maximize its potential in this world. Baywatchalso stars Chopra, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Rohrbach and original TV series star David Hasselhoff.
Baywatchis in theaters May 26.
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