Former New York City mayor and Street Stall (2015)current Trump crony Rudy Giuliani once again touted the Trump administration's baseless claims that President-elect Biden "stole" the election during a press conference Thursday. The difference this time, however, was that midway through the presser a very moist, very unfortunate combination of hair dye and sweat dripped down both sides of his face.
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As pointed out by The Recount, the de facto cheek contouring occurred as Giuliani pontificated Thursday bout how nobody there "engages in fantasies" — an ironic statement as the fantasy of his dark hair slid down his face at that exact moment.
The internet, of course, quickly took notice and began mocking Rudy for it:
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It's not so surprising that Giuliani sweats through these conferences, given that he and his team keep undermining their own voter fraud claims. Instead of giving us actual evidence of voter fraud, Giuliani goes on tangents about My Cousin Vinny. He asserts that the election results are false when even a conservative group alleging fraud ended its lawsuit. But the hair dye was a new twist on his usual performance.
The brief reprieve from the madness was so laughable that it seems that the people behind Trump's own official YouTube livestream couldn't help but crack up:
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While not confirmed that this was the official Trump stream, his YouTube page in fact removed the stream from their channel — so you be the judge.
Regardless, the conference left us all asking, "You see fucking Rudy's hair dye dripping down his face?"
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