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Here's an unexpected dinner party centerpiece: A keg containing all the ranch dressing you and The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the Stringyour guests could want.

Hidden Valley, purveyor of creamy salad dressings, is making this – very odd, slightly off-putting – dream a reality with a new product from its 2017 holiday offerings.

This $50 mini keg, branded with the Hidden Valley logo, is capable of containing five liters of liquid at a time, and comes with a year's worth of the brand's ranch dressing.

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Hidden Valley's embraced gimmicky products in recent months – in March, the company unveiled a $100 ranch fountain that apparently showers crudités in creamy dressing.

The fountain is back for the holiday season, priced at $110 thanks to the addition of a "jolly fountain skirt" that will surely get stained in the first five minutes of use.

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[H/T: Delish]

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